Cold medicines suck now

Cold medicines suck now that they took the crystal meth out of them. I had to show 3 forms of id just to get some Actifed and it doesn't work ANYWHERE near as good as it did. America's war on drugs is completely misguided. I mean seriously... who cares if some hillbilly blows up his trailer because he's making crystal meth, MY HEAD HURTS AND MY NOSE IS STUFFY. Fuck the war on drugs, I have a cold and I want to feel better.

... and it's possible my cold may be making me grumpy.